How a Fetus Started Blogging

I am not set to make my debut into this world till August, but I am blogging. How did that happen? Well, as my 'eloquent' Mamma says, she feels like 'one of those transformer thingys from the Japanese cartoons'. She said she feels like she is the giant robot and I am the tiny human that jumped in and started messing with the controls. The old girl's not far from wrong.
I have been messing with her feelings, cravings, and movements (of all kinds, I'll spare you the details). I find my Aunty Manji rather amusing, so I thought I'd start chatting with her. My cousin Millie sends me psychic messages all the time, and she is absolutely sweet to me. She named me BB for now (hence the titles of the blogs). Aunty Manji is full of me already and has got all this stuff ready for my arrival.
I started out by sending her a 'thank you' e-card--what better place than the womb to begin practicing proper manners? She sent a Hallmark worthy response to it and then I sent her an e-mail. Then I got to thinking, I'm sitting here, wrapped in placenta, doing nothing. Mamma is doing nothing because she is so nauseous. So why not use my brains and her hands to do some blogging?
Aunty Manji and Mamma can't find the first funny e-card I sent, but here is a copy of the e-mail I sent Aunty Manji around Valentines Day 2007:

Darling Aunty Manji,
Thanks for the ecard. That was very sweet. I will try not to pee on your lap. But it will be great fun to pee on my daddy, wouldn't it? He keeps talking to Mamma's stomach and hoping that I'll kick his hand, but I am still a bit too little for them to notice my kicking. Mamma is eating. I am making her hungry because my taste buds kicked in this week and I want a taste of everything!! I also started to hear noises, but they are not clear. Maybe in a few weeks, you can tell my mamma to hold the phone to her belly so that I can hear your voice!! Wouldn't that be great?
How are my cousins doing? My mamma loves them alot, and she is always sending me good feelings about them so I can't wait to see them. She is very sad that she can't see them, but I am happy that they will be here when I am born. Say 'hi' to Uncle Bogleagamma.
love,
BB
ps if you really like, I can be naughty and make my mamma have a C-section, that way you can time your flights. But that would be a little mean though, wouldn't it?